Um...Returns and Revenge!

Um...Returns and Revenge! (えっと…リターンズしてリベンジ！ Etto...Returns Shite Revenge!) is an image song by Yuko Goto (Mikuru Asahina) found in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya New Character Song Vol. 3 Mikuru Asahina.

Romanji
Asobanai de kudasaai kigae wa nozokanai de Doushite watashi ga henshin? Kawaii usagi kawaii doubutsuen ikimashou Masaka... dakedo... kigurumi desu ka?

I - ya! to ienai mama de I - ya! ja naku nattetari

Mikuru * ritaanzu desu Mikuru * ritaanzu desu Eiga no koto wa wasurete kudasai Ganbatta ato ni wa ureshiku narimasu Kekka ga sappari denakutemo

Nariyuki wa shirimaseen ki ga tsuitemo muda deshou Itsudemo ato no oomatsuri Hamingu rarara hamingu ocha wo ire kuchizusamu Sore ga... nande... hatsubai desu ka?

Da - me! ga nigate na mama no Da - me! mou namida me desu yo

Mikuru * ribenji desu Mikuru * ribenji desu Bikkuri saseru kikaku arimasu ka? Harikitte mita kedo umaku iku you na Kibou ga chittomo ukabimasen Jishin ga mattakunai no desu

I - ya! to ienai nai nai Da - me! to kietai tai tai Mu - ri! desu sakende mitara Joukyou mo kawattari shimasu?

Mikuru * ritaanzu desu Mikuru * ribenji desu Acchi no koto wa wasurete kudasai Ganbatta ato ni wa ureshiku narimasu Kekka ga sappari denakutemo Katei ga daiji na passhon desu ne

English
Please don't mess around, don't peek while I change Why am I transformed? Cute bunny, cute! Shall we go to the zoo? It can't be... but... is it an animal costume?

"No! - No!" as usual, I can't say it "No! - No!" I can't do it

Mikuru * returns Mikuru * returns Please forget all about the movie... When I work hard it makes me happy Though no result comes from it

I don't know the outcome, so it's useless even if i realize it, isn't it? It's always a huge festival afterwards Humming, lalala, humming, I hum as I make tea Is that... why... a sale?

"No - way!" - weak as always "No - way!" again I cry

Mikuru * takes revenge Mikuru * takes revenge Would it surprise you if I had such a plan? I tried to be optimistic so things would go well But no hopes came to mind I have no self-confidence at all

"No! - No!" I can't say it, not at all! "No - way!" I want it to go away, go away! "You - can't!" - if I try to shout that Will things change any?

Mikuru * returns Mikuru * takes revenge Please forget about that over there When I work hard it makes me happy Though no result comes from it The process is a strong passion